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Total Medals Earned: 54 (From 22 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 965 Points

4 Swords Misadventures 7

Robot Chicken Unlocked 5/16/10
5 Points
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Sarias Song Unlocked 5/16/10
100 Points
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Blizzeta Screamer 5 Points Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Red Link Bloopers 5 Points Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Chuck Norris 10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy 25 Points Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Get on with it 25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene 25 Points After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk 50 Points When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (105/250 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/14/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 10/8/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 10/8/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 10/8/09
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 10/8/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/155 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Chaos Unlocked 7/9/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Unlocked 7/9/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 7/9/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Beholder 10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Kitten Kart Unlocked 8/25/09
10 Points
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Battle Cat 10 Points Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem 10 Points Master the elements.
Guardian 10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible 10 Points Survive with 1HP remaining.
Max Radiation 10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Minigamer 1 10 Points Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2 10 Points Get 6000 points in part two.
Noob 10 Points Kill yourself.
Oblivion 10 Points Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm 10 Points Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra 10 Points Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier 25 Points Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3 25 Points Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master 25 Points Try out all swords.
Beast Master 50 Points Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier 50 Points Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill 50 Points Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie 50 Points Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier 100 Points Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Pest Removal Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/26/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 8/16/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Larry And The Gnomes

Warm Up Unlocked 6/9/10
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
AAAARRG!! 5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction 5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master 5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
Accidental Archeologist 10 Points Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I 10 Points Complete Act I
Power Kill 10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II 25 Points Complete Act II
Bash the Boar 25 Points Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction 25 Points Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Fight the Freak 50 Points Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Kingdom Key Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kratos Blade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword of Ancients Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buster Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Frostmourne Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightsaber Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)